David Peplinski

Stuff's dumb can't we act like adults and just do our job

As refreshing as it is, cold beer dehydrates and impairs judgment. Drink water and make good decisions 

Drive like nobody can see you. Maintain distances and know what's in front and behind you

If you see a mess you should take care of it. Doesn't matter who's job it is 

Baby shark is another song that has 120bpm. Also even if you can't get the person to start self breathing there's enough oxygen in the blood to keep someone on support for 10-15 minutes circulation...

Summer holidays mean fireworks. Come back to work with all ten fingers 

You only get one back. Take care of it

When life drags you down sometimes you just have to remember that Jesus's shoulders are bigger than yours and you can feel the weight come off instantly 

Make sure to pay attention so you can merge in time rather than being that person holding up traffic waiting to get let in

Gotta love it when you get trapped in the right lane because the left is full of lally gaggers too